1. dacelio:

    have u ever been in a mood to destroy your relationship with everyone you know

    Reblogged from: spicy-vagina-tacos
  2. pollypopit:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

pray

    pollypopit:

    relahvant:

    asktheteamofscientists:

    hobgoblinhero:

    danadies:

    yes-master-thank-you-master:

    The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

    Jizz and jet

    shoot and scoot

    blow your load and hit the road

    bust ya nut and off ya strut

    pray

    Reblogged from: grawly
  3. Reblogged from: missbonniebunny
  4. fbspin:

Candice Swanepoel, because she’s hot

    fbspin:

    Candice Swanepoel, because she’s hot

    Reblogged from: fbspin
  5. Reblogged from: yelled
  6. Reblogged from: andresburrito
  7. Reblogged from: the-absolute-funniest-posts
  8. 20aliens:

    Armin Blasbichler

    Reblogged from: methexys
  9. Reblogged from: faithtrustandpixielust
  10. retrogasm:
    Reblogged from: retrogasm
  11. prokopetz:

sarahtypeswords:

wetorturedsomefolks:

memejacker:

several-talking-corpses:

memejacker:

caligula had anime eyes

wait romans painted their marble sculptures
it looks like a cheap theme park ride mascot

yep
here’s a statue of Augustus

and here’s a reproduction of the statue with the colors restored 


i honestly think that what we consider the height of sculpture in all of Western civilization being essentially the leftover templates of gaudy pieces of theme park shit to be evidence of the potential merit of found art

"I tried coloring it and then I ruined it"

And you know what the funniest part is? The paint didn’t just wear off over time. A bunch of asshole British historians back in the Victorian era actually went around scrubbing the remaining paint off of Greek and Roman statues - often destroying the fine details of the carving in the process - because the bright colours didn’t fit the dignified image they wished to present of the the cultures they claimed to be heirs to. This process also removed visible evidence of the fact that at least some of the statues thus stripped of paint had originally depicted non-white individuals.
Whenever you look at a Roman statue with a bare marble face, you’re looking at the face of imperialist historical revisionism.
(The missing noses on a lot of Egyptian statues are a similar deal. It’s not that the ancient Egyptians made statues with strangely fragile noses. Many Victorian archaeologists had a habit of chipping the noses off of the statues they brought back, then claiming that they’d found them that way - because with the noses intact, it was too obvious that the statues were meant to depict individuals of black African descent.)

    prokopetz:

    sarahtypeswords:

    wetorturedsomefolks:

    memejacker:

    several-talking-corpses:

    memejacker:

    caligula had anime eyes

    wait romans painted their marble sculptures

    it looks like a cheap theme park ride mascot

    yep

    here’s a statue of Augustus

    and here’s a reproduction of the statue with the colors restored 

    i honestly think that what we consider the height of sculpture in all of Western civilization being essentially the leftover templates of gaudy pieces of theme park shit to be evidence of the potential merit of found art

    "I tried coloring it and then I ruined it"

    And you know what the funniest part is? The paint didn’t just wear off over time. A bunch of asshole British historians back in the Victorian era actually went around scrubbing the remaining paint off of Greek and Roman statues - often destroying the fine details of the carving in the process - because the bright colours didn’t fit the dignified image they wished to present of the the cultures they claimed to be heirs to. This process also removed visible evidence of the fact that at least some of the statues thus stripped of paint had originally depicted non-white individuals.

    Whenever you look at a Roman statue with a bare marble face, you’re looking at the face of imperialist historical revisionism.

    (The missing noses on a lot of Egyptian statues are a similar deal. It’s not that the ancient Egyptians made statues with strangely fragile noses. Many Victorian archaeologists had a habit of chipping the noses off of the statues they brought back, then claiming that they’d found them that way - because with the noses intact, it was too obvious that the statues were meant to depict individuals of black African descent.)

    Reblogged from: i-is-andy
  12. queen-of-fallen-angels:

    jaxs-the-fallen-angel:

    howling-rising-demon:

    princess-dickhead:

    delzdesigns:

    Imagine having 2 dads, and then them divorcing and dating other men. Then you’d have 4 dads.

    The amount of dad jokes…

    "I’m hungry"
    "Hi hungry, I’m dad."
    "Hi dad, I’m dad too!"
    "Hi dad too, I’m dad three."
    "Hi dad three, I’m dad."

    What have you done

    image

    Reblogged from: i-is-andy
  13. Reblogged from: dutchster
  14. Sanjai, a 20-years old bull (male elephant), sees himself for the first time in front of a mirror. [x]

    Reblogged from: fourstaar
  15. HELLO WISCONSIN

    Reblogged from: fourstaar
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