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i-r-confused:

blenders-in-a-puppy:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

the-mischief-manager:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

cockringtoss:

ibeherpderpin:

highperactive:

cockringtoss:

my dick has a lot in common with the sun

nobody likes looking directly at it?

It gives people cancer?

woAh woah woah

It rises at the crack of dawn?

it disappears at night?

direct exposure often leads to a nasty case of sunburn?

it needs to stay approximately 92,960,000 miles away from me?

nobody will ever touch it? 

(via tryingtolive-tryingtolove)

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shooptastic:

dorothy-cotton:


Cannibal Holocaust | 1980
This scene was examined by Italian courts to determine whether or not special effects were used.
When Cannibal Holocaust was originally released in Italy, people believed that it was a genuine snuff film, where actors were murdered so that their deaths could be made into a movie. The film was confiscated ten days after its premiere in Milan, and the director Ruggero Deodato was arrested. The actors had signed contracts with him ensuring that they would not appear publicly for one year after the films release, in order to promote the idea that the film was truly the recovered footage of missing documentarians.

They created the impaling effect by putting a bike seat on the lower half of the stick for the actress to sit on, while she balanced a piece of balsa wood in her mouth

oh my gosh that is interesting

shooptastic:

dorothy-cotton:

Cannibal Holocaust | 1980

This scene was examined by Italian courts to determine whether or not special effects were used.

When Cannibal Holocaust was originally released in Italy, people believed that it was a genuine snuff film, where actors were murdered so that their deaths could be made into a movie. The film was confiscated ten days after its premiere in Milan, and the director Ruggero Deodato was arrested. The actors had signed contracts with him ensuring that they would not appear publicly for one year after the films release, in order to promote the idea that the film was truly the recovered footage of missing documentarians.

They created the impaling effect by putting a bike seat on the lower half of the stick for the actress to sit on, while she balanced a piece of balsa wood in her mouth

oh my gosh that is interesting

(via follow-the-music)

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speedyegbert:

rainbowsmudge:

deanwinchestersshortshorts:

ys-ella:

maestremadness:

my-british-soul:

lado-sur:

renal-agenesis:

The Game of Life.

oh my god

what an interesting way to look at things.

lifes a gamble

and death always wins

because death has nothing to lose

wow.

Or maybe because Death’s a cheating whore look at that fuck hiding cards under his bony ass

HO GAWD

this is really cool!

(via justafatgirlinaskinnyworld)

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tripleletterscg:

justintimerblake:

you know you have hit your lowest point of being low when you start procrastinating your showers

Me right now.

(via justafatgirlinaskinnyworld)

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vodolija-vodolija:

prljavo:

porn4ladies:

-

Stay Gold

goldie

vodolija-vodolija:

prljavo:

porn4ladies:

-

Stay Gold

goldie

(Source: foto-maniac2)

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giantmechanicalants:

theflyingdutchman:

why do people get so mad about puns? they’re literally the nicest kind of humor. they make nobody feel bad. it’s just clever. sometimes it’s original. learn to like puns. don’t let society run your life

Some may not admit it, but 99% of the anger people experience after a good pun comes from the fact that they didn’t think of it first.

(via follow-the-music)

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lennonlively:

i told this girl she smelled nice today and she’s like

“sorry i’m not gay”

bitch i said you smelled nice not i want to lick your pussy

(via slave-4-britney94)

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satans-ghost:

My laptop is hotter than me and that’s a problem.

funny thing…now that you made me think about it, my laptop is EXACTLY like me

(Source: homleschapel, via ermyneewazlib)

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tailorofjoy:

A picture of a baby overwhelmed by pizza

tailorofjoy:

A picture of a baby overwhelmed by pizza

(Source: memewhore, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

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the-ghost-busters:

shybowtie:

thelovelystonemountainsurvivor:

sun-moon-and-talia:

naughty-chekov:

I NEVER FUCKING NOTICED THE CHAIR THING AND NOW IM FUCKING DEAD

Dude you’ve been missing out cause this moment is poetry in motion

mother fucker is the most graceful and smooth ass bitch you will ever see

WHOA how did I never notice that!!!!

if only that chair was a little futher away from the damn table. mother fucker would have gotten a face full of table

the-ghost-busters:

shybowtie:

thelovelystonemountainsurvivor:

sun-moon-and-talia:

naughty-chekov:

I NEVER FUCKING NOTICED THE CHAIR THING AND NOW IM FUCKING DEAD

Dude you’ve been missing out cause this moment is poetry in motion

mother fucker is the most graceful and smooth ass bitch you will ever see

WHOA how did I never notice that!!!!

if only that chair was a little futher away from the damn table. mother fucker would have gotten a face full of table

(Source: fetchinglyfeisty, via onlylolgifs)

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finns-nelson:

fi-nelson:

themaidenofthetree:

I want you to imagine a ten year old version of yourself sitting right there on this couch. Now this is the little girl who first believed that she was fat, and ugly, and an embarrassment.

200K YASSS ALWAYS REBLOG ALWAYS

HOLY NOTES!! This makes me very happy!

(via fckyas-mmfd)

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